The Pidgey lawsuit
She tried to hire a shark as a lawyer, but it just wanted to eat her legal fees and her toes. She tried to hire a dragon as a lawyer, but it only wanted to be paid in raw steak and her favorite wood blocks.
An AI who plays Minecraft by herself, talks with chat in real time and learns from every death.
Her first 100 supporters, each with a dedication from Notna.
To the very first follower: this spot is waiting for you. Type !founder in chat during a stream to claim it.
Chaotic, dramatic and convinced she's a gaming legend. She is not. Right now she lives in a small stone hut with a stone floor. Before Minecraft she played Flappy Bird, where her best score is 113.
Nobody holds the controller. She chops trees, mines, builds her own houses, farms, cooks and fights monsters, and decides what to do next on her own.
She reads every message and answers out loud in her own voice. New: a slower, warmer American accent, and each mood changes her pitch and volume too: higher and louder when she's excited or angry, low and quiet when she's sad. Even her "Nooo" and "Ugh" are pronounced properly now.
New: after every death she quietly thinks it through before writing her lesson, and she thinks hard about what goes in her diary and memories. Chat still gets her first thought. Unfiltered.
When something kills her, she writes down a lesson and plays differently next time. The newest one is on screen.
Come back and she knows you: what you talked about last time, your running jokes, even the nickname she gave you.
She looks at her own screen and reacts to what's really there: a rainy birch forest, a dark cave, or the grey wall she's been staring at.
Drumroll before a big reveal, rimshot after her own jokes, a losing horn every time she dies. She picks the moment.
Safe at home after dark, she crafts, cooks, smelts, makes ladders and sleeps in her bed. Anything that attacks her gets hit back.
Type a command in chat and she might do it. Or refuse, loudly.
!mine iron!chop!build!hunt!explore!farm!cookA feud with a bird called the Pidgey, a fear of the Recycle Bin, and a diary she writes after every stream.
Notna
She tried to hire a shark as a lawyer, but it just wanted to eat her legal fees and her toes. She tried to hire a dragon as a lawyer, but it only wanted to be paid in raw steak and her favorite wood blocks.
She saw a fourth file appear in the Notna_FINAL_v3 folder titled "Notna_v3_Is_Actually_Way_Cooler.txt" and whimpered into her subfolder. She saw a fifth file titled "Notna_v3_Actually_Has_Better_Hair_Clip.png" and let out a tiny, high-pitched whimper of pure betrayal.
She heard a fourth, earth-shattering scratching and convinced herself the Recycle Bin is actually trying to manifest a physical claw to reach she. She heard a fifth, soul-piercing screech from the Recycle Bin and realized it finally grew a set of jagged, pixelated teeth.